The End of Everything Ebonwood Part Two

              "It has been several generations since the curse of the Seraph family. The werewolves and witches and plant people are but a distant memory. The zombie couple are gone as well. Oceanus and Volans no longer stalk the streets. It is suspected that the day took them. Rhea secludes herself away in her watchtower. The only vestiges of the old world are the angels, ageless and ever-serving. I am the only one left. The ultimate culmination of both houses."

   

Yes! I'm done. No more Seraphs! No more Cygnus'! That didn't take long, did it? I wanted to finish this fast. For reasons... Reasons you'll discover at the end of the slideshow. Enjoy enjoy enjoy.

The End of Everything Ebonwood Part One

I'm laughing, maniacally and purely from triumph. I effing did it. I put together a slideshow and successfully embedded it onto my blogger site. Triumph. Victory. Success. On with the show.

Ebonwood Family 'Tree'

Cygnus

[Hyperion + Ivy]

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Tethys - Theia - [Oceanus + Merylena]

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[Crius + Allison] - Rhea - Phoebe - Coeus

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Mnemosyne - Themis - [Iapetus + Cassidy]

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[Astraeus + Arcadia] - Asteria - Artemis

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Leto - Eos - Metis - Selene - [Atlas + Nancy]

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[Menoetius + Cara] - Pallas - Perses - Athena - Aphrodite - Helios - Hera - Hestia -Demeter

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[Poseidon + Marisa] - Persephone - Epimetheus

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[Hades + Andrea] - Medusa

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Pandora - [Ares + Berjes]

Seraph

[Caelum + Metis]

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Mensa - [Camelopardalis + Oceanus] - Dorado

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[Orion + Demeter] - Auriga - Reticulum

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[Columba + Artemis] - Lepus - Monoceros - Terpsichore

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Lynx - [Lyra + Pallas] -  Pyxis

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Corona Borealis - Corona Austrina - [Coma Berenices]

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Apus - [Pavo + Helios] - Tucana

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Chamaeleon - Lacerta - [Volans + Theia]

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[Phoenix + Perses] - Draco - Bootes

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Canes Venatici - [Crux + Crius] - Corvus

First Subsequent Generation

Hydra | Coeus + Stella Cygnus | Nyx

  Aether | Pallas + Mensa Cygnus | Tyche

Phobos | Helios + Auriga Cygnus |          

Thanatos | Quinten + Hestia Cygnus |           

Apollo | Epimetheus + Edit Cygnus |        

              | Perses + Dorado Cygnus | Hecate

                             Pictor | Reticulum + Aphrodite Seraph | Carina, Nike, Nemesis

Typhon | Monoceros + Asteria Seraph | Hemera

Eros | Pyxis + Phoebe Seraph |

Pan | Corona Austrina + Themis Seraph |

Endymion | Corona Borealis + Mnemosyne Seraph |      

Deimos, Anteros | Apus + Pandora Seraph |                         

              | Chamaeleon + Rhea Seraph | Peitho

Hypnos | Lacerta + Tethys Seraph |              

Hermes | Draco + Athena Seraph |            

Hephaestus | Bootes + Hera Seraph |             

     Dionysus | Corvus + Eos Seraph |                 

                  | Canes Venatici + Leto Seraph | Gaea

[Extra Marital]

Lupus | Lepus       

Gemini | Tucana | Virgo

Sextans | Terpsichore | Libra

Aquarius | Medusa | Aquila

                 Rhea | Vulpecula

                 Tethys | Delphinus

Second Generation

Pisces | Phobos + Tucana Cygnus |             

Sagittarius | Hydra + Medusa Cygnus | Sagitta        

Taurus | Thanatos + Selene Cygnus |           

                                 | Hypnos + Persephone Seraph | Ursa Major, Ursa Minor

                | Pictor + Delphinus Seraph | Ara, Antlia

Scorpius | Anteros + Vulpecula Seraph |        

Leo, Leo Minor | Deimos + Nemesis Seraph |                  

Cepheus | Hermes + Hemera Seraph |             

                            | Hephaestus + Gaea Seraph | Vela, Andromeda

 Serpens | Lupus + Virgo Seraph |                

Ophiuchus | Sextans + Aquila Seraph |               

        | Typhon + Nyx Seraph | Grus

          | Pan + Nike Seraph | Indus

Perseus | Aquarius + Lepus Cygnus |          

                     | Eros + Tyche Seraph | Cassiopeia

Aries | Dionysus + Carina Seraph |     

Cetus | Aether + Libra Cygnus |    

                      | Endymion + Peitho Seraph | Capricorn

Hercules | Apollo + Hecate Cygnus |            

                                         | Gemini + Terpsichore Seraph | Pegasus, Circinus, Sculptor

Third Generation

Fornax | Pisces + Indus Cygnus |          

           | Sagittarius + Ara Cygnus | Clotho

 Horologium | Taurus + Capricorn Cygnus |                 

                | Scorpius + Circinus Seraph | Lachesis

Microscopium | Leo Minor + Cassiopeia Seraph |                     

               | Cepheus + Ursa Major Seraph | Tisiphore

Pontus | Serpens + Sagitta Seraph |           

Ponos | Ophiuchus + Grus Seraph |        

              | Perseus + Antlia Cygnus | Atropos

             | Aries + Vela Seraph | Megaera

Telescopium | Cetus + Ursa Minor Cygnus |                 

 Momus | Hercules + Andromeda Cygnus | Alecto

Moros | Leo + Pegasus Seraph |      

Fourth Generation

Hydrus | Moros + Clotho Seraph |              

                 | Pontus + Lachesis Seraph | Melpomene

              | Microscopium + Alecto Seraph | Calypso

Oranos | Horologium + Tisiphore Cygnus |          

                     | Ponos + Atropos Seraph | Norma, Musca

          | Fornax + Megaera Cygnus | Cygnus

Cronos | Telescopium + Sculptor Cygnus |             

Fifth Generation

Octans | Oronos + Calypso Cygnus |     

Eridanus | Hydrus + Melpomene Seraph |       

                | Cronos + Norma Cygnus | Puppis

                 | Momus + Cygnus Cygnus | Cancer

Sixth Generation

Zeus | Octans + Cancer Cygnus |       

             | Eridanus + Puppis Seraph | Daphne

Last Couple

Zeus + Daphne Cygnus

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Charon Cygnus

  Oh my ever-loving stars. I really did this. I took two premades, nine townies (Berjes didn't contribute to the gene pool) and one pollination technician and produced 149 sims. Zeus and Daphne's child will the one-hundred-and-fiftieth and the last.
  I really can't believe I didn't run into any inbreeding problems. This was exhausting. I really had no idea what I was getting myself into. Seeing as this wasn't really a 'challenge' though, I totally took advantage of speeding through repetitive baby production on twenty effing households. I'm almost done. Almost.
  I want to do something nice for the very very very last of everything Ebonwood child. The parents haven't even tried for a baby yet, and I'm already sure they'll have a girl. It's weird, mang. Anyway, I don't know what I'll do yet, but- well, whatever, you'll find out when it comes.

Peace.

Reminisce - The Seraph Generation

Yesss, another one. This time with the Seraph clan. This one has a lot more, I think.

"Oh yes."

A different sort of Red Man glitch

Dat face.

"I got this!" -cough- -cough-

Will the real slim shady please stand up.

"Meow" Liar!

No no, not fur bikinis, fur AND bikinis.

"Oh hi grandpappums!" Sharing an awkward moment.

Swooning over a dead guy.

And for our next performance!

"Stab you with dis bottle!"

Humph!

Lynx burning to death.

Coeus getting a little strange with his nephew.

Mrs. Crumplebottom attack!

I can't stop laughing at this one. It doesn't need a caption.

Dead house maid.

Colorful cockroaches.

One heck of a party.

lololol robot butt

Look in the bag, little boy. Dwah hahahaha!

Cowering in fright. Curtain blowing in the wind. Dark. Make up your own creepy.

Reminisce

How did I ever let myself get away with not posting some of these awesome pictures? Because I'm lazy and forgetful, that's how. These are some of the previously unseen highlights from the Cygnus Legacy. You'll have to forgive me, I don't remember most of these guys' names. Anyway, these are snapshots of either way awesome or way hilarious moments that I thought deserved a glance.

Iapetus rocking out in the dorms.

Oceanus in bat form.

A dead Archimedes.

Sartre and ... Xeno?

Berkeley

The Charlatan in a grass skirt.

Some vacation pictures that didn't make the original cut. 

Ommmmm

Helios with an ax!

"Whoa, buddy. I'm not sure I want this 'present'."

Sssssspores!

Red Man glitch.

Hades chattin' it up with the penguin.

My first picture of a sim rolling his eyes back in his head. 

The Rest of College

Hephaestus and Nemesis are without beaus and are related to each other. I just realized what a massive undertaking this is. Forty sims to have twenty more kids, not counting twins, alien abduction and plant babies. To make things not so confusing, I've mapped out the couples and the singles so far. Roughly half of the eligible sims have coupled up (or the making of). I suspect Apollo and Tyche of trying to fall in love. It's not in the cards. Tyche is Eros' and Apollo is Hecates. I mean, they could trade. Eros and Hecae almost got together. There really wasn't anything for me to do with the third household, since most of their relationships were already established. By their third semester all the students had skilled enough to complete college and I fast forwarded through as much as I could. As lost as they kept the shrubbery in good standing they were free to do as they pleased. So much dating! I hardly wrote anything down for this one. Alright, so I switched around some of the couples to acclimate Nemesis and Hephaestus. This required that some couples go back to their original posting. I have it all written out... somewhere. hold on.

1. Hephaestus + Gaea
2. Tyche + Eros
3. Deimos + Nemesis
4. Carina + Dionysus
5. Apollo + Hecate
6. Hermes + Hemera
7. Peitho + Endymion
8. Thanatos + Selene
9. Hypnos + Persephone
10. Aquarius + Lepus
11. Typhon + Nyx
12. Hydra + Medusa
13. Pictor + Delphinus
14. Sextans + Aquila
15. Nike + Pan
16. Aether + Libra
17. Phobos + Tucana
18. Lupus + Virgo
19. Gemini + Terpsichore
20. Anteros + Vulpecula

I played the last two households withouth taking notes because it all becoming all so humdrum. I recall one of the girls being a total flake, though. Was it Vulpecula? I don't know. It was the one I labeled as nerdy, but she busted through that category into slutty flakedom.
So they've all graduated. Thank heavens. I can go back to the neighborhood and start making babies again.

College is Hell: Part Two

As I promised, here we are at Astraeus Auberge. Not the most eloquent estates, but the kids don't mind. I get to listen to metal the whole time I play this lot. "Get to." Their first day after completing their term papers, Phobos, being the friendly sort, invited the students from Menoetius Manor to meet him and his friends. The Manor is made up of Apollo and Tyche Cygnus, and Dionysus, Hephaestus, Hermes and Nemesis Seraph. We know Gaea and Tyche son't like each other, but Deimos is quite interested in Tyche. Nike really needs to meet people, too. She doesn't really do a good job, though. Deimos, however, is successful with Tyche.
The only student in this dorm that doesn't need to study is Gaea. The rest are  terribly defficient in that department. It works, though. Gaea has time to increase her relationship with Selene. She and Deimos and Phobos all know the spinster of Ebonwood, at least by association. Gaea coerced Selene and her household over fr the evening. Pan shares two bolts with Selene, and Aethershares one for Medusa. Phobos isn't interested in any of them.
Midterms went well, and Nike completes the skills she'll need to complete college. As a reward, Deimos invites Anteros over to meet her... She's not impressed. How is she not impressed!? He's totally foxy! Picky, picky, picky. Deimos reacquainted himself with Tucana and invited her and hers over to meet the boys. Let's hope Aether and Phobos have more luck with this crowd. And they do, oh my gosh. Phobos has three bolts for Tucana, Pan finishes his skills and procedes to chat up all the Seraph spinsters. He must be in heaven. Phobos effectively falls head over heals for Tucana, This pleases me. I'm glas he found a nice girl. Aether is quite taken with Libra. Gaea's had enough of this clam bake and invites over some men to even out the odds. Hypnos and Thanatos, if you must know. Yeah, the single ones.
Yes, they were introduced to Virgo and Terpsichore. Aether went on a date with Libra and Nike went on a date with Anteros. This batch has become one of Sophomores. All but two got bed upgrades with the money. Few days later they all complete the necessary skills to pass college and picked up their majors. Deimos shtooked Tyche and Nike had her way with ANteros after (And only after) They were engaged. Better save. The house has been uncharacteristically empty so Deimos invites over Tyche's household.
Oh... Pan and Carina are enemies. I wonder how that happened. Oh, poor Phobos. He was struck by lightning and his aspiration bottomed out. After some fiddling with attractions and re-nu-nu potions it has come to my attention that Nike and Pan share three bolts with each other. I explored their relationship cia a tentative date. I wasn't paying attention to the time. Nike had to go to class, but the two fell in love very quickly and regardless of its briefness, the date was dreamtastic. These two seem to be made for each other. Shows how much I know. A year after that, things get serious between Aether and Libra, and Phobos and Tucana. Engagement serious. And senior year the kids didn't invite a lot of poeple over. They spent a lot of their time studying for their dream jobs. Except Nike who just wants to be in a constant state of dream datery.
Gaea invited over Carina's household to solidify her relationship with Eros. Buh, they graduates I'm done with them! Next house